Automotive Atrocity (Terrible Pun)

Posted byStephanie Agnes-CrockettPosted inTerrible PunsTags:, ,

Complaining that she’d had trouble starting her car lately, a woman dropped by her mechanic’s office.

The mechanic discovered that the car had a dangerous mechanical malfunction. The woman had been taking a huge risk just driving to his office.

“But why didn’t you bring it in sooner?” the mechanic demanded. 

The woman shrugged. “I didn’t know the problem was so serious. It’s all grease to me.”

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Published by Stephanie Agnes-Crockett

Hi, there! My name is Stephanie and I’m a Fresno, CA native. After studying at Biola University, I received my MLIS (Masters in Library Science) from San Jose State University. I live with my mom, poet Kimberly Vargas Agnese, and serve as her unofficial agent. We reside at MeadowArc, a food forest in its infancy. I am called to, and passionate about, purity. In fact, the name Agnes means “pure.” Before I was born, my mom felt led to include the name Agnes in her name, and in the names of her children. My full, hyphenated name includes 26 letters (but not the whole alphabet).

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