Granted, it was an accident (Terrible Pun)

Mr. Landon had recently taken on his nephew, Jamie, as an apprentice landscaper. After months of collaboration, Mr. Landon decided to let Jamie take on a project of his own.

Walking through the Feldman’s front yard, Mr. Landon nodded approvingly. “Looks great, so far,” he exclaimed.

Then he halted as he came to the driveway.

“Jamie,” he said, eying his nephew cautiously, “I don’t think the Feldman’s wanted pea gravel.”

“Pea gravel?” Jamie asked, coloring visibly. “I took it for granite!”

Photo Credit: MaxPixel

Published by Stephanie Agnes-Crockett

Hi, there! My name is Stephanie and I’m a Fresno, CA native. After studying at Biola University, I received my MLIS (Masters in Library Science) from San Jose State University. I live with my mom, poet Kimberly Vargas Agnese, and serve as her unofficial agent. We reside at MeadowArc, a food forest in its infancy. I am called to, and passionate about, purity. In fact, the name Agnes means “pure.” Before I was born, my mom felt led to include the name Agnes in her name, and in the names of her children. My full, hyphenated name includes 26 letters (but not the whole alphabet).

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