This is a pack of lies (Terrible Pun)

When you go into an interview, carry a small deck of Apples to Apples adjective cards.

After the introductions, the interview will likely ask you to describe your strengths and weaknesses.

Spreading out your adjectives on the desk, say “I’m going to lay all my cards on the table.”

Side note: Even though this is a pack of lies, I do have an interview this morning, and did feel a little bit tempted when I saw a stray green card lying on the ground.  My mom encouraged me to get out the Pun online, instead of in the interview. Perhaps you should do the same. Feel free to post your interview-related puns in the comments!

Published by Stephanie Agnes-Crockett

Hi, there! My name is Stephanie and I’m a Fresno, CA native. After studying at Biola University, I received my MLIS (Masters in Library Science) from San Jose State University. I live with my mom, poet Kimberly Vargas Agnese, and serve as her unofficial agent. We reside at MeadowArc, a food forest in its infancy. I am called to, and passionate about, purity. In fact, the name Agnes means “pure.” Before I was born, my mom felt led to include the name Agnes in her name, and in the names of her children. My full, hyphenated name includes 26 letters (but not the whole alphabet).

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