She Kneaded the Clue! (Terrible Pun)

Special Agent DuPree walked into a 3 PM appointment with Edna, a mousy masseuse. Edna had information for Agent DuPree, but wasn’t willing to open her mouth.Enter the massage parlor… 
The plan was simple. Edna would relay the tip across Agent DuPree’s back, using a basic Morse code conversion.
Agent DuPree stiffened as Edna began the massage.  
Poor DuPree! Even after Edna finished the code, DuPree couldn’t enjoy the session. She got the message… but not the massage.

Photo Credit: Pixabay

Published by Stephanie Agnes-Crockett

Hi, there! My name is Stephanie and I’m a Fresno, CA native. After studying at Biola University, I received my MLIS (Masters in Library Science) from San Jose State University. I live with my mom, poet Kimberly Vargas Agnese, and serve as her unofficial agent. We reside at MeadowArc, a food forest in its infancy. I am called to, and passionate about, purity. In fact, the name Agnes means “pure.” Before I was born, my mom felt led to include the name Agnes in her name, and in the names of her children. My full, hyphenated name includes 26 letters (but not the whole alphabet).

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