Confusing Crash (Terrible Pun)

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Rodney fell through the window of his one-bedroom apartment. Thankfully, it was a first floor room, so the injuries were minor.

Having landed on his ankle, Rodney wasn’t surprised to learn he had sustained a fracture.

He was, not, however, anticipating the knee pain he also experienced.

Confused, Rodney asked his doctor about the second injury.

“Oh, didn’t you realize,” his doctor asked, “that it was a dual-pain window?”

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Hi, there! My name is Stephanie and I’m a Fresno, CA native. After studying at Biola University, I received my MLIS (Masters in Library Science) from San Jose State University. I live with my mom, poet Kimberly Vargas Agnese, and serve as her unofficial agent. We reside at MeadowArc, a food forest in its infancy. I am called to, and passionate about, purity. In fact, the name Agnes means “pure.” Before I was born, my mom felt led to include the name Agnes in her name, and in the names of her children. My full, hyphenated name includes 26 letters (but not the whole alphabet).

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