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Category Archives: Terrible Puns
Complimentary Conundrum
For her birthday, Tina decided to avail herself of her free meal coupon at the local steakhouse. After enjoying a delicious prime rib meal and presenting the waiter with her coupon, Tina was shocked to receive a bill for $23.95. Calling the waiter over, she reminded him of her coupon for a complimentary meal. “Oh,Continue reading “Complimentary Conundrum”
Various Veggies (Terrible Pun)
What kind of salad do the popular kids eat? Cool slaw. Photo Credit: Pixabay
Celebratory Saturday
Why was the leftover having such a great day? He was on a casser-ROLL. Shabbat Shalom 🙂 Photo Credit: Max Pixel
Culinary Contingencies
In cooking, as in life, things don’t always go according to plan… but always remember: if you can’t Sautée, you can always “Saut B.” Photo Credit: Flickr
Marvel Mugsy
Mr. Mugsy, a lifelong businessman, was used to the hustle and bustle of world travel, so his wife was surprised to find him 18 pounds lighter after his tour of the Middle East. “What happened to you during your trip?” she asked. Mr. Mugsy shrugged modestly. “Iran.” Photo Credit: PxHere
This joke is ripe for the picking
It was time for the annual harvest, and Farmer Reed gathered all his sons together to begin the job. “Get the tools together and be back in 15 minutes,” he ordered. Ed, the eldest, grabbed the keys to the tractor and waited smugly for the next 14 minutes. Jimmy, the middle child, returned punctually withContinue reading “This joke is ripe for the picking “
This is a grate pun
Why do we grate cheese? Because “gooding” it doesn’t cut it. Photo Credit: MaxPixel
Belated Boxing (Terrible Pun)
Why was the boxer late to his match? He was beating around the bush. Photo Credit: Flickr
Fruit Fingers (Terrible Pun)
Why was Little Jack Horner so sure he was a good little boy? He “stuck in his thumb and pulled out aplomb.” Photo Credit: Wikimedia Commons
