Terrible Puns – Page 12 – Stephanie's Ninth Suitcase

Bon Voyage? (Terrible Pun)

Patricia booked the wrong plane ticket. Again. She was supposed to buy a ticket for Switzland, and she got it for Sweden by mistake. “I’m sorry,” she sobbed. “It was an occident.” Photo Credit: mapswire

A Thymely Reminder

YGotta be careful with my seasoning… I was a bit liberal with the powder shaker. You could say I had too much thyme on my hands.

This is a pack of lies (Terrible Pun)

When you go into an interview, carry a small deck of Apples to Apples adjective cards. After the introductions, the interview will likely ask you to describe your strengths and weaknesses. Spreading out your adjectives on the desk, say “I’m going to lay all my cards on the table.” Side note: Even though this isContinue reading “This is a pack of lies (Terrible Pun)”