Why was Little Jack Horner so sure he was a good little boy? He “stuck in his thumb and pulled out aplomb.” Photo Credit: Wikimedia Commons
Category Archives: Terrible Puns
Plucky Plum (Terrible Pun)
The prince and the pauper decided to switch places again, for old time’s sake. Unfortunately, the royal chancellor discerned the pauper’s identity almost immediately. During the royal dinner, the pauper plucked a fruit from the folds of his robe, offering it to the chancellor. He’d come with a plum, instead of aplomb. Photo Credit: WikimediaContinue reading “Plucky Plum (Terrible Pun) “
She Kneaded the Clue! (Terrible Pun)
Special Agent DuPree walked into a 3 PM appointment with Edna, a mousy masseuse. Edna had information for Agent DuPree, but wasn’t willing to open her mouth.Enter the massage parlor… The plan was simple. Edna would relay the tip across Agent DuPree’s back, using a basic Morse code conversion. Agent DuPree stiffened as Edna beganContinue reading “She Kneaded the Clue! (Terrible Pun)”
A little leven levity
Why must you never bake bread in the evening? Because the sun rises in the yeast. Photo Credit: PxHere
Interplanetary Interloper (Terrible Pun)
Yet another recess, Manny the Martian found himself sitting out the kickball game. Neither team captain had selected him. Sighing, Manny muttered to himself, “This sure is alienating!” Photo Credit: Pixabay
Galactic Giggle (Terrible Pun)
What’s the difference between between a Star Wars hero and the weapon he wields? One’s a lifesaver, and the other’s a light saber. Photo Credit: Flickr
Tender Tuber (Potato Pun)
Why did the tuber give her husband a Valentine? Because she was a sweet potato. Photo Credit: Pixabay
Terrible Tuber (Potato Pun)
I’m almost (but not quite) ashamed of this one. Why did the French fry go to bed? He didn’t want to be a couch potato. Photo Credit: Pixabay
Flautist Foible (Terrible Pun)
Jessi, a dedicated flautist, was determined to attend rehearsal in spite of a bad cold. As usual, she arrived punctually to band practice. But this time, in her exhaustion, she forgot to bring her flute. When she admitted the mistake, her conductor shook his head. “I oughta send you home,” he told her. “But IContinue reading “Flautist Foible (Terrible Pun)”
Made Cents to Me (Terrible Pun)
Why should you pinch pennies on St. Patrick’s Day? Because they’re not wearing green. Photo Credit: Flickr
