Terrible Puns – Page 2 – Stephanie's Ninth Suitcase

In-Flight Entertainment

Standing at 6’7, Jeff always made advanced travel arrangements for his trips. After all, for someone as tall as him, the seats on buses and trains could get pretty cramped. Today, Jeff was learning that planes, also, could be problematic. Stopping the stewardess, who was carting the in-flight meal down the aisle, Jeff inquired aboutContinue reading “In-Flight Entertainment”

Eye Agree

When nine out of ten doctors agree you have conjunctivitis (pink eye), you have to admit… The eyes have it.

Complimentary Conundrum

For her birthday, Tina decided to avail herself of her free meal coupon at the local steakhouse. After enjoying a delicious prime rib meal and presenting the waiter with her coupon, Tina was shocked to receive a bill for $23.95. Calling the waiter over, she reminded him of her coupon for a complimentary meal. “Oh,Continue reading “Complimentary Conundrum”