Terrible Puns – Page 7 – Stephanie's Ninth Suitcase

Tender Tuber (Potato Pun)

Why did the tuber give her husband a Valentine? Because she was a sweet potato. Photo Credit: Pixabay

Terrible Tuber (Potato Pun)

I’m almost (but not quite) ashamed of this one. Why did the French fry go to bed? He didn’t want to be a couch potato. Photo Credit: Pixabay

Flautist Foible (Terrible Pun)

Jessi, a dedicated flautist, was determined to attend rehearsal in spite of a bad cold. As usual, she arrived punctually to band practice. But this time, in her exhaustion, she forgot to bring her flute. When she admitted the mistake, her conductor shook his head. “I oughta send you home,” he told her. “But IContinue reading “Flautist Foible (Terrible Pun)”