Jessi, a dedicated flautist, was determined to attend rehearsal in spite of a bad cold. As usual, she arrived punctually to band practice. But this time, in her exhaustion, she forgot to bring her flute. When she admitted the mistake, her conductor shook his head. “I oughta send you home,” he told her. “But IContinue reading “Flautist Foible (Terrible Pun)”
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Made Cents to Me (Terrible Pun)
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This Pun Doesn’t Rhyme
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