Terrible Puns – Page 8 – Stephanie's Ninth Suitcase

Made Cents to Me (Terrible Pun)

Why should you pinch pennies on St. Patrick’s Day? Because they’re not wearing green. Photo Credit: Flickr

This Pun Doesn’t Rhyme

One day, Little Boy Blue discovered Little Miss Muffet eating a peculiar breakfast. “Curds?” He asked. “Is that all you’re having?” Little Miss Muffet nodded, and Blue shook his head. “No whey!” Photo Credit: Wikimedia Commons

Nose Thyself (Terrible Pun)

Jeff walked into the kitchen, waving his biology test in the air. “Dad, Dad!” he exclaimed! “I got an A on my exam, with extra credit for the question on the olfactory nerve.” His dad smiled as he gave Jeff a pat on the back. “Well, Son,” he said. “Sounds like your answer was rightContinue reading “Nose Thyself (Terrible Pun)”