Confusing Crash (Terrible Pun)

Rodney fell through the window of his one-bedroom apartment. Thankfully, it was a first floor room, so the injuries were minor. Having landed on his ankle, Rodney wasn’t surprised to learn he had sustained a fracture. He was, not, however, anticipating the knee pain he also experienced. Confused, Rodney asked his doctor about the secondContinue reading “Confusing Crash (Terrible Pun)”

This joke is ripe for the picking 

It was time for the annual harvest, and Farmer Reed gathered all his sons together to begin the job.  “Get the tools together and be back in 15 minutes,” he ordered. Ed, the eldest, grabbed the keys to the tractor and waited smugly for the next 14 minutes. Jimmy, the middle child, returned punctually withContinue reading “This joke is ripe for the picking “