Standing at 6’7, Jeff always made advanced travel arrangements for his trips. After all, for someone as tall as him, the seats on buses and trains could get pretty cramped. Today, Jeff was learning that planes, also, could be problematic. Stopping the stewardess, who was carting the in-flight meal down the aisle, Jeff inquired aboutContinue reading “In-Flight Entertainment”
Tag Archives: humor
Eye Agree
When nine out of ten doctors agree you have conjunctivitis (pink eye), you have to admit… The eyes have it.
Complimentary Conundrum
For her birthday, Tina decided to avail herself of her free meal coupon at the local steakhouse. After enjoying a delicious prime rib meal and presenting the waiter with her coupon, Tina was shocked to receive a bill for $23.95. Calling the waiter over, she reminded him of her coupon for a complimentary meal. “Oh,Continue reading “Complimentary Conundrum”
Various Veggies (Terrible Pun)
What kind of salad do the popular kids eat? Cool slaw. Photo Credit: Pixabay
Marvel Mugsy
Mr. Mugsy, a lifelong businessman, was used to the hustle and bustle of world travel, so his wife was surprised to find him 18 pounds lighter after his tour of the Middle East. “What happened to you during your trip?” she asked. Mr. Mugsy shrugged modestly. “Iran.” Photo Credit: PxHere
This joke is ripe for the picking
It was time for the annual harvest, and Farmer Reed gathered all his sons together to begin the job. “Get the tools together and be back in 15 minutes,” he ordered. Ed, the eldest, grabbed the keys to the tractor and waited smugly for the next 14 minutes. Jimmy, the middle child, returned punctually withContinue reading “This joke is ripe for the picking “
This is a grate pun
Why do we grate cheese? Because “gooding” it doesn’t cut it. Photo Credit: MaxPixel
Belated Boxing (Terrible Pun)
Why was the boxer late to his match? He was beating around the bush. Photo Credit: Flickr
Plucky Plum (Terrible Pun)
The prince and the pauper decided to switch places again, for old time’s sake. Unfortunately, the royal chancellor discerned the pauper’s identity almost immediately. During the royal dinner, the pauper plucked a fruit from the folds of his robe, offering it to the chancellor. He’d come with a plum, instead of aplomb. Photo Credit: WikimediaContinue reading “Plucky Plum (Terrible Pun) “
She Kneaded the Clue! (Terrible Pun)
Special Agent DuPree walked into a 3 PM appointment with Edna, a mousy masseuse. Edna had information for Agent DuPree, but wasn’t willing to open her mouth.Enter the massage parlor… The plan was simple. Edna would relay the tip across Agent DuPree’s back, using a basic Morse code conversion. Agent DuPree stiffened as Edna beganContinue reading “She Kneaded the Clue! (Terrible Pun)”
