Green Behind the Ears (Terrible Pun)

One day, Lady Eleanor entered her garden to the sound of weeping. Following the sound, she discovered one of her young herbs crying piteously. “Whatever is the matter?” implored the mistress of the garden. “Well, you, see,” the tender green began, “my leaves are wilting in the heat. I asked several birds, a chipmunk andContinue reading “Green Behind the Ears (Terrible Pun)”

Rollaway Request (Terrible Pun)

Manning the desk in a hotel lobby can be a very stressful job, and on this particular holiday weekend, Mr. Ehrlinger was more frazzled than usual, owing to a broken vending machine, a wheezing air conditioner, and an absent repairman. When the occupant of 111a phoned with a simple request, Ehrlinger growled out a greeting,Continue reading “Rollaway Request (Terrible Pun)”

Confusing Crash (Terrible Pun)

Rodney fell through the window of his one-bedroom apartment. Thankfully, it was a first floor room, so the injuries were minor. Having landed on his ankle, Rodney wasn’t surprised to learn he had sustained a fracture. He was, not, however, anticipating the knee pain he also experienced. Confused, Rodney asked his doctor about the secondContinue reading “Confusing Crash (Terrible Pun)”