Complimentary Conundrum

For her birthday, Tina decided to avail herself of her free meal coupon at the local steakhouse.  After enjoying a delicious prime rib meal and presenting the waiter with her coupon, Tina was shocked to receive a bill for $23.95. Calling the waiter over, she reminded him of her coupon for a complimentary meal. “Oh,Continue reading “Complimentary Conundrum”

This joke is ripe for the picking 

It was time for the annual harvest, and Farmer Reed gathered all his sons together to begin the job.  “Get the tools together and be back in 15 minutes,” he ordered. Ed, the eldest, grabbed the keys to the tractor and waited smugly for the next 14 minutes. Jimmy, the middle child, returned punctually withContinue reading “This joke is ripe for the picking “

Plucky Plum (Terrible Pun) 

The prince and the pauper decided to switch places again, for old time’s sake. Unfortunately, the royal chancellor discerned the pauper’s identity almost immediately. During the royal dinner, the pauper plucked a fruit from the folds of his robe, offering it to the chancellor. He’d come with a plum, instead of aplomb.  Photo Credit: WikimediaContinue reading “Plucky Plum (Terrible Pun) “

She Kneaded the Clue! (Terrible Pun)

Special Agent DuPree walked into a 3 PM appointment with Edna, a mousy masseuse. Edna had information for Agent DuPree, but wasn’t willing to open her mouth.Enter the massage parlor…  The plan was simple. Edna would relay the tip across Agent DuPree’s back, using a basic Morse code conversion. Agent DuPree stiffened as Edna beganContinue reading “She Kneaded the Clue! (Terrible Pun)”