Rollaway Request (Terrible Pun)

Manning the desk in a hotel lobby can be a very stressful job, and on this particular holiday weekend, Mr. Ehrlinger was more frazzled than usual, owing to a broken vending machine, a wheezing air conditioner, and an absent repairman. When the occupant of 111a phoned with a simple request, Ehrlinger growled out a greeting,Continue reading “Rollaway Request (Terrible Pun)”

Complimentary Conundrum

For her birthday, Tina decided to avail herself of her free meal coupon at the local steakhouse.  After enjoying a delicious prime rib meal and presenting the waiter with her coupon, Tina was shocked to receive a bill for $23.95. Calling the waiter over, she reminded him of her coupon for a complimentary meal. “Oh,Continue reading “Complimentary Conundrum”

This joke is ripe for the picking 

It was time for the annual harvest, and Farmer Reed gathered all his sons together to begin the job.  “Get the tools together and be back in 15 minutes,” he ordered. Ed, the eldest, grabbed the keys to the tractor and waited smugly for the next 14 minutes. Jimmy, the middle child, returned punctually withContinue reading “This joke is ripe for the picking “