Manning the desk in a hotel lobby can be a very stressful job, and on this particular holiday weekend, Mr. Ehrlinger was more frazzled than usual, owing to a broken vending machine, a wheezing air conditioner, and an absent repairman. When the occupant of 111a phoned with a simple request, Ehrlinger growled out a greeting,Continue reading “Rollaway Request (Terrible Pun)”
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Confusing Crash (Terrible Pun)
Rodney fell through the window of his one-bedroom apartment. Thankfully, it was a first floor room, so the injuries were minor. Having landed on his ankle, Rodney wasn’t surprised to learn he had sustained a fracture. He was, not, however, anticipating the knee pain he also experienced. Confused, Rodney asked his doctor about the secondContinue reading “Confusing Crash (Terrible Pun)”
In-Flight Entertainment
Standing at 6’7, Jeff always made advanced travel arrangements for his trips. After all, for someone as tall as him, the seats on buses and trains could get pretty cramped. Today, Jeff was learning that planes, also, could be problematic. Stopping the stewardess, who was carting the in-flight meal down the aisle, Jeff inquired aboutContinue reading “In-Flight Entertainment”
Stephanie's Ninth Suitcase 