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Complimentary Conundrum
For her birthday, Tina decided to avail herself of her free meal coupon at the local steakhouse. After enjoying a delicious prime rib meal and presenting the waiter with her coupon, Tina was shocked to receive a bill for $23.95. Calling the waiter over, she reminded him of her coupon for a complimentary meal. “Oh,Continue reading “Complimentary Conundrum”
Celebratory Saturday
Why was the leftover having such a great day? He was on a casser-ROLL. Shabbat Shalom 🙂 Photo Credit: Max Pixel
Culinary Contingencies
In cooking, as in life, things don’t always go according to plan… but always remember: if you can’t Sautée, you can always “Saut B.” Photo Credit: Flickr
Belated Boxing (Terrible Pun)
Why was the boxer late to his match? He was beating around the bush. Photo Credit: Flickr
Fruit Fingers (Terrible Pun)
Why was Little Jack Horner so sure he was a good little boy? He “stuck in his thumb and pulled out aplomb.” Photo Credit: Wikimedia Commons
Plucky Plum (Terrible Pun)
The prince and the pauper decided to switch places again, for old time’s sake. Unfortunately, the royal chancellor discerned the pauper’s identity almost immediately. During the royal dinner, the pauper plucked a fruit from the folds of his robe, offering it to the chancellor. He’d come with a plum, instead of aplomb. Photo Credit: WikimediaContinue reading “Plucky Plum (Terrible Pun) “
She Kneaded the Clue! (Terrible Pun)
Special Agent DuPree walked into a 3 PM appointment with Edna, a mousy masseuse. Edna had information for Agent DuPree, but wasn’t willing to open her mouth.Enter the massage parlor… The plan was simple. Edna would relay the tip across Agent DuPree’s back, using a basic Morse code conversion. Agent DuPree stiffened as Edna beganContinue reading “She Kneaded the Clue! (Terrible Pun)”
A little leven levity
Why must you never bake bread in the evening? Because the sun rises in the yeast. Photo Credit: PxHere
Interplanetary Interloper (Terrible Pun)
Yet another recess, Manny the Martian found himself sitting out the kickball game. Neither team captain had selected him. Sighing, Manny muttered to himself, “This sure is alienating!” Photo Credit: Pixabay
