Yet another recess, Manny the Martian found himself sitting out the kickball game. Neither team captain had selected him. Sighing, Manny muttered to himself, “This sure is alienating!” Photo Credit: Pixabay
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Galactic Giggle (Terrible Pun)
What’s the difference between between a Star Wars hero and the weapon he wields? One’s a lifesaver, and the other’s a light saber. Photo Credit: Flickr
Tender Tuber (Potato Pun)
Why did the tuber give her husband a Valentine? Because she was a sweet potato. Photo Credit: Pixabay
Terrible Tuber (Potato Pun)
I’m almost (but not quite) ashamed of this one. Why did the French fry go to bed? He didn’t want to be a couch potato. Photo Credit: Pixabay
Flautist Foible (Terrible Pun)
Jessi, a dedicated flautist, was determined to attend rehearsal in spite of a bad cold. As usual, she arrived punctually to band practice. But this time, in her exhaustion, she forgot to bring her flute. When she admitted the mistake, her conductor shook his head. “I oughta send you home,” he told her. “But IContinue reading “Flautist Foible (Terrible Pun)”
An intimidating intimation (Terrible Pun)
Dan had a confession to make to his dad. Daunted by the prospect of telling his father, he decided to spell out the truth in a letter. At first, Dan left the letter on his antique dresser, but then he thought better of it and moved the note. After all, he needed to get it offContinue reading “An intimidating intimation (Terrible Pun)”
It’s elementary, really… (Terrible Pun)
What do you call a broken Sherlock Holmes action figure? A defective detective. Photo Credit: Flickr
Purloined Perfume
(My first pun that doesn’t stink) Maxine walked in wearing her mom’s Chanel No. five, after she’d been forbidden from using it. It was a flagrant fragrance.
Because I used to mix them up… (Terrible Pun)
What do you call a war hero who practices animal medicine? A veteranarian. Happy Presidents’ Day, and thank-you Veterans 🙂 Photo Credit: Flickr
A Hint of Backwoods Flavor
What’s the difference between licorice flavored spice and a lumberjack shirt? One’s fennel and one’s flannel. Photo Credit: Pixabay
