This is a pack of lies (Terrible Pun)

When you go into an interview, carry a small deck of Apples to Apples adjective cards. After the introductions, the interview will likely ask you to describe your strengths and weaknesses. Spreading out your adjectives on the desk, say “I’m going to lay all my cards on the table.” Side note: Even though this isContinue reading “This is a pack of lies (Terrible Pun)”

Granted, it was an accident (Terrible Pun)

Mr. Landon had recently taken on his nephew, Jamie, as an apprentice landscaper. After months of collaboration, Mr. Landon decided to let Jamie take on a project of his own. Walking through the Feldman’s front yard, Mr. Landon nodded approvingly. “Looks great, so far,” he exclaimed. Then he halted as he came to the driveway.Continue reading “Granted, it was an accident (Terrible Pun)”

Automotive Atrocity (Terrible Pun)

Complaining that she’d had trouble starting her car lately, a woman dropped by her mechanic’s office. The mechanic discovered that the car had a dangerous mechanical malfunction. The woman had been taking a huge risk just driving to his office. “But why didn’t you bring it in sooner?” the mechanic demanded.  The woman shrugged. “IContinue reading “Automotive Atrocity (Terrible Pun)”