Why did the baker bake 57 batches of bread yesterday? He kneaded to make them. Photo Credit: Pixnio
Patricia booked the wrong plane ticket. Again. She was supposed to buy a ticket for Switzland, and she got it for Sweden by mistake. “I’m sorry,” she sobbed. “It was an occident.” Photo Credit: mapswire
YGotta be careful with my seasoning… I was a bit liberal with the powder shaker. You could say I had too much thyme on my hands.
When you go into an interview, carry a small deck of Apples to Apples adjective cards. After the introductions, the interview will likely ask you to describe your strengths and weaknesses. Spreading out your adjectives on the desk, say “I’m going to lay all my cards on the table.” Side note: Even though this isContinue reading “This is a pack of lies (Terrible Pun)”
How do you use wordplay to discipline someone? PUNish them Photo Credit: Flickr
How should you invite in your favorite seasonings? Cumin, cumin!
Why did the chef get arrested? He was serving poached eggs! Photo Credit: Pixabay
What’s the difference between solemnity and turkey sauce? One is grave and one is gravy. Photo Credit: Wikimedia Commons
Mr. Landon had recently taken on his nephew, Jamie, as an apprentice landscaper. After months of collaboration, Mr. Landon decided to let Jamie take on a project of his own. Walking through the Feldman’s front yard, Mr. Landon nodded approvingly. “Looks great, so far,” he exclaimed. Then he halted as he came to the driveway.Continue reading “Granted, it was an accident (Terrible Pun)”
Complaining that she’d had trouble starting her car lately, a woman dropped by her mechanic’s office. The mechanic discovered that the car had a dangerous mechanical malfunction. The woman had been taking a huge risk just driving to his office. “But why didn’t you bring it in sooner?” the mechanic demanded. The woman shrugged. “IContinue reading “Automotive Atrocity (Terrible Pun)”