Thank-you, guy in the Buick, for whistling at me When I accidentally made eye contact, Because I had to twist around and look at the traffic signal behind me Because the one across the street was broken, But that doesn’t matter. What matters is that I made the mistake of Looking your way while youContinue reading “Even I didn’t realize it”
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The Right to Kill
Pursuant to the established laws of Natural selection, and in accordance with the pending principles of eugenics, on the authority of Darwinian theory (and with all due attention to the separation of church and state) We, the evolutionary elite, do hereby declare ourselves executors of the human race, and hereby claim liability for The cleansingContinue reading “The Right to Kill”
Blind Faith
I’m searching along the pews For something I’ve lost (I’ve forgotten what) And as I drop to my knee To sweep the floor, There’s a filthy man lying down there. I don’t know how he got there, Because judging by the way His legs splay out underneath him, He can’t be much for walking. ButContinue reading “Blind Faith”
Samaritan Satire
The starving man who was sleeping on the sidewalk didn’t know where he was going when he died. So I gave him a tract. (Luke 10:31) Photo Courtesy of wikimedia commons
Psychics are Open Sundays
A poem because God still speaks today, through His Son. Like He promised. (Hebrews 1:1-2) I learned in Sunday School That prophecy is a thing of the past. I guess when God turned off tongues, He shut His own mouth, too. It figures. Moses had the burning bush. Peter had Jesus. “But what do weContinue reading “Psychics are Open Sundays”
Checklist for Heaven
Have you gotten your Christian points for today? The Bible says that we are saved by grace through faith. And that’s how we know we’ve got our ticket to Heaven. With a minimal daily earning of 15 points, you too can be on your way to the pearly gates. BIBLE READING All Scripture is inspired,Continue reading “Checklist for Heaven”
A Satirical Take on Psalms
I think we all have that one friend who just reads the Psalms. And don’t get me wrong. We all need a little comfort food from time to time. I’m just not sure that’s the best way to approach Scripture. But, to each his own. It’s not that I don’t like the Psalms. They’re lovely treats,Continue reading “A Satirical Take on Psalms”
