Thank-you, guy in the Buick, for whistling at me When I accidentally made eye contact, Because I had to twist around and look at the traffic signal behind me Because the one across the street was broken, But that doesn’t matter. What matters is that I made the mistake of Looking your way while youContinue reading “Even I didn’t realize it”
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The Right to Kill
Pursuant to the established laws of Natural selection, and in accordance with the pending principles of eugenics, on the authority of Darwinian theory (and with all due attention to the separation of church and state) We, the evolutionary elite, do hereby declare ourselves executors of the human race, and hereby claim liability for The cleansingContinue reading “The Right to Kill”
Blind Faith
I’m searching along the pews For something I’ve lost (I’ve forgotten what) And as I drop to my knee To sweep the floor, There’s a filthy man lying down there. I don’t know how he got there, Because judging by the way His legs splay out underneath him, He can’t be much for walking. ButContinue reading “Blind Faith”
