Standing at 6’7, Jeff always made advanced travel arrangements for his trips. After all, for someone as tall as him, the seats on buses and trains could get pretty cramped. Today, Jeff was learning that planes, also, could be problematic. Stopping the stewardess, who was carting the in-flight meal down the aisle, Jeff inquired about the lack of space.
“I called ahead and was told there would be plenty of leg room,” Jeff pointed out. “But this space is not designed for a tall man.”
“Leg room?” The stewardess chuckled nervously. “No sir, I’m sorry,” she said, pointing to the evening entree, black-eyed peas. “There are plenty of legumes.”
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