Green Behind the Ears (Terrible Pun)

One day, Lady Eleanor entered her garden to the sound of weeping. Following the sound, she discovered one of her young herbs crying piteously. “Whatever is the matter?” implored the mistress of the garden. “Well, you, see,” the tender green began, “my leaves are wilting in the heat. I asked several birds, a chipmunk andContinue reading “Green Behind the Ears (Terrible Pun)”